[HI, PARTNER. Guess who's extra weary today because your beau's ghostly self won't stop whispering in her ear? It's North. She gives him a flat look when she returns to their shared home, cat in tow.
After a beat:]
I hope you haven't been allowing your cat to shed all over our furniture.
week five, monday evening.
After a beat:]
I hope you haven't been allowing your cat to shed all over our furniture.