catch-all: emma.

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[foodbin]

...Yes, none of you had any injuries by Saturday, but you know that Lune and Sol could probably have offered healing if you do them a favor, right?

[She sighs.]

Why is it so hard for you to not be an asshole at any given moment?

[televised]

Because I'm not obligated to be nice to you humans, so I won't be.

[... yeah.]

[foodbin]

[She pauses at that, blinking.]

Wait - what?

[televised]

You asked.

[sometimes, misanthropy happens.]

[foodbin]

Yeah, but I assumed the answer might actually make sense. Sue me.

[televised]

I don't expect someone like you to understand it.

[foodbin]

Someone human, or do you have bigger issues than that?

[televised]

All humans are the same, when it comes down to it.

[foodbin]

That kind of attitude isn't going to get you very far here.

[televised]

That's my problem to deal with.

[foodbin]

No, it's everybody's problem. Everyone has to work together to fix this, so if there's somebody who isn't going to cooperate, that's not just causing an issue for you.

[televised]

[She makes a noise, almost like she can't believe what she's hearing.]

Are you serious? You think this is me not cooperating with you monsters? Get off your high horse.

[foodbin]

Oh, yeah, every human here is a monster who is personally out to get you. You caught us. Seriously, could you be any more overdramatic?

[televised]

You really do love to spew shit while knowing nothing.

[foodbin]

Then enlighten me. I'm sure your reason will be entirely legitimate and not full of assumptions.

[televised]

You've already made up your mind to dismiss whatever I say. I'm not going to waste my time on someone whose opinion won't change.

[foodbin]

Funny to hear that from someone who already hates us presumably because of something nobody here actually did.