catch-all: emma.

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[This sure is a lovely boobytrapped house. Perfect place for a pleasant conversation.

Which is to say— North's looking at her like she's gently trying to decipher if Emma's lost it, or if she's just waiting for her chance to shove North into a pit of spikes.]

Sure. [Hm.] What is it?

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You were there when Nana got her first aid kit, right...?

[She tilts her head.]

Could you tell me about what happened?

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[... hm.]

We were taken to the gateway by the darkness and forced to play a game. The kit was her reward for making it out alive.

[Not that it lasted very long.]

[foodbin]

If there was a reward for making it out alive, it must have been pretty dangerous. Were any of you hurt?

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No one found any injuries on us on Saturday. What do you think, Emma?

[foodbin]

...Yes, none of you had any injuries by Saturday, but you know that Lune and Sol could probably have offered healing if you do them a favor, right?

[She sighs.]

Why is it so hard for you to not be an asshole at any given moment?

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Because I'm not obligated to be nice to you humans, so I won't be.

[... yeah.]

[foodbin]

[She pauses at that, blinking.]

Wait - what?

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You asked.

[sometimes, misanthropy happens.]

[foodbin]

Yeah, but I assumed the answer might actually make sense. Sue me.

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I don't expect someone like you to understand it.

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Someone human, or do you have bigger issues than that?

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All humans are the same, when it comes down to it.

[foodbin]

That kind of attitude isn't going to get you very far here.

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That's my problem to deal with.

[foodbin]

No, it's everybody's problem. Everyone has to work together to fix this, so if there's somebody who isn't going to cooperate, that's not just causing an issue for you.

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[She makes a noise, almost like she can't believe what she's hearing.]

Are you serious? You think this is me not cooperating with you monsters? Get off your high horse.

[foodbin]

Oh, yeah, every human here is a monster who is personally out to get you. You caught us. Seriously, could you be any more overdramatic?

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You really do love to spew shit while knowing nothing.

[foodbin]

Then enlighten me. I'm sure your reason will be entirely legitimate and not full of assumptions.

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You've already made up your mind to dismiss whatever I say. I'm not going to waste my time on someone whose opinion won't change.

[foodbin]

Funny to hear that from someone who already hates us presumably because of something nobody here actually did.